oseaana1Oseaana (Lisa Parker)—Spiritual Midwife and Guide—is an Oracle, Priestess, Celestial Channel, Energy Worker, Spiritual Guide and Advisor, Ceremonialist, Rootworker, Galactic Ambassador, and Artist with over 25 years’ experience. Intuitive, creative, energetic, humorous, and bold, yet intrinsically practical, Oseaana has enjoyed her mystical and magickal work with clients and students for over 13 years.

Since childhood, she has been following the Sacred Path to see where it takes her, seeking out the Mystery.  Because of this willingness to follow her intuition, she is a serious student and practitioner of many magickal and spiritual traditions.  Some of her practices include Vodou, Goddess Spirituality, divination, sea magick, Hoodoo/rootwork, spiritual healing arts, Kemetic Science and other African Traditional Religions, and Dianic Witchcraft.  She is a Reiki Master and Teacher, an ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church, and a graduate of the Ocean Speake Oracle Divination Program.  Oseaana is called by her soul to continual learning, and is deeply committed to personal growth—as a result of this calling, she is also passionately dedicated to facilitating learning and personal growth for others.

In service to her deep connection with her Ancestors, Star Family, and Spirits, she has undergone many spiritual and occult ceremonies and rituals to strengthen her innate gifts, and she brings these experiences and knowledge to the world and into this dimension.  Her magick lies in her profound dedication, authenticity, and truthfulness.

As channel for the Celestial High Council known as Celestial SHE and another council known as The Collective, Oseaana is devoted to helping people clear spiritual blockages and receive clarity during this Great Cosmic Shift. She supports those who wish to align with their True Higher Self (often referred to as Ascension), and will assist you in accessing your personal Soul Recordings (often called Akashic Records or past lives), connecting you to your cosmic origins. She offers Galactic Activations and readings that aid in determining your Star Family and Starseed beginnings.

Oseaana works with high-vibrational cosmic, inner-terrestrial, and multi-dimensional beings as well as her Earthly Spirits. She is a Sirian Starseed with deep cosmic soul connections to Andromeda, Lyra, and Orion. She works with these Star Races as well as those from Vega, Arcturus, Draco, Nibiru, Orion, LaSy, and others.

Oseaana also serves women who wish to create a strong foundation on which to build their personal spiritual practice honoring The Great Mother in this world. She is well-known for Get Witchified, a podcast/radio show for spiritualists, Pagans, and occult folk of any flavor.

Oseaana is also in the midst of writing two books. One book is a chronicle of channeled messages she has received from over 30 years of contact with an ET race known as the LaSyah. For more about the Children of LaSy Book Series please click here. The other book is a witchy and conjuring recipe book where she will give away some of her most guarded concoctions and secrets.

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Oseaana lives in the Twin Cities with her wife, Dawn, and their beloved furbabies. She enjoys gardening, late-night crafting sessions, and bringing laughter and snark to her many friends both online and off.


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Media & Appearances

Media & Appearances:

I am available for interviews and in-person classes, ceremonies, and workshops. Please contact me for more information.

Media – Radio, Video, & Print Interviews

Online Teaching

  • Oseaana Youtube Channel – Teaching on Magick, the Occult, & Cosmic Energies
  • Witches for Wellness Youtube Collaboration Channel – 13 Videos Teaching on Magick

Events, Classes, Workshops, & Public Ceremonies

  • Pumpkin Cottage – Ulster Park, NY
    • Healing Waters/Earth Day Ritual & Magickal Class – June 26, 2010
    • Moon Cycle Prayer Vigils – 2010 and beyond
  • Online Events
  • Brid’s Closet – Cornwall, NY
    • Doll-Babies & Poppets Workshop – February 8, 2014
    • Intro to Vodou Class- October 5, 2013
    • Intro to Hoodoo Workshop – July 9, 2009
  • Brid’s Closet Beltaine Festival
    • Honoring the Ancestors Class – May 3, 2014